You are an asshole.

If you don't use your turn signal, you are an asshole.

If you come to a complete stop before you make every turn, you are such an asshole that you deserve to be rear ended (and if I was rich and could afford to pay my deductible and the raise in insurance, I would send you flying into the next state).

On a side note, I would also hire this cat to drive me around.

If you drink water from the faucet, but fill your dog's bowl with bottled water, you are an asshole.

If you claim to eat whatever you want and never gain any weight, you are a huge asshole, and I can't wait to see you in ten years.

And even though I have one...

If you are a cat, there is a 99% chance you are an asshole.