I am also awesome at..
coming up with amazing band names like "Surprise Vaginas."
walking in really high heels even when I am drunk (and constantly trip over my bare feet sober).
telling myself my diet starts tomorrow...every day.
losing my phone when it is on silent.
deciding I need to do laundry or clean my apartment at 3 am when I previously had the whole day off but chose to spend it alternating between eating, napping, and watching old One Tree Hill re-runs on Soap Net (don't judge me).
attracting the creepiest guy in the bar and having him offer to buy me a roofie colada.
pulling a Houdini out of the bar leaving my friends to wonder if I have been sold into sex slavery or if I am sleeping in my hall way.
going grocery shopping and eating every thing I bought in one day, leaving me to eat condiments for at least a week until I go back.
finding stationary objects perfect for photo ops. Why yes I do need to climb onto that giant polar bear and take a picture. I realize it is 12 feet tall. Your point is?
remembering to take my birth control. Ok fine, I will not take all the credit for this one. Your screaming child was a helpful reminder.
And here's some bonus awesome...Enjoy!