You are an asshole.

If you make me have a two hour text conversation rather than a three minute phone call, you are an asshole.

If you put on a full face of make up to go to the gym, it's time to re-evaluate your life because you are an asshole.

Also, if you have ever taken a picture on Instagram and put #nomakeup when we all know you really look like the crypt keeper without it, you are #anasshole.

If you brag about not owning a TV, but watch all your favorite shows via Netflix, you are totally an asshole.