You are an asshole.

Hey lovers. I just finished moving in, but I am still without cable/internet until tomorrow so here's a quick one from my phone to remind you of what a jerk you can be...admit it, we're all just a bunch of assholes.


If you use the phrase "YOLO," you are an asshole. You are not only an asshole, but it wil take every fiber of my being to not punch you in the kidney.

If you have ever drawn on/messed with someone who took their shoes off before passing out, you are  definitely an asshole.

If I tell an embarrassing story about myself, it's hilarious, but if you do it, you are an asshole.