While on vacation, my friends and I kept joking about the ridiculous things we complain about that shouldn't even be issues to begin with, aka "First World Problems." Turns out, we are all a bunch of spoiled brats who complain about things like being too full after an abundance of delicious food.
Here are a few of my favorites from the trip...You know you have said, or at least thought one of the following, you selfish bastard...
"I have a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear,"
"There is nothing to watch on any of my 900 TV channels."
"I left my iPhone on the couch when I went to poop and was bored the entire time."
"I'm so hungover from drinking that entire bottle of champagne."
"3G is so slow compared to Wifi. It's taking forever for my Instagram photo to load."
"I took a nap, overslept, and now I am even more tired."
"My expensive, new, shoes really hurt my feet."
"One of my delicious nachos just stabbed the roof of my mouth."
We really are a bunch of assholes.