Other things I enjoy.

More things I enjoy...If you missed my first list, you can find it here.

• Parallel parking in a spot the exact size of your car, especially if other people saw you do it because you know what they were thinking.  

• Seeing celebrities without make up.  Stars, they're just like us!  Tired and shitty looking.

• When you check behind the shower curtain and no one is there to murder you.

• Running into you ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend and realizing you are actually way better looking than she is, and you are not just telling yourself that this time.

• Laughing so hard you almost pee your pants.

• Not being able to breathe after your friend actually does.

• Waking up with out a hangover when let's be honest, you totally deserve one (maybe two).

• Looking back at old photos, seeing how ridiculous you looked, and remembering how fabulous you thought you were.

• Feeling like Martha fucking Stewart because you cooked something that didn't come out of a box for once. 

• Beef jerky.  No joke here.  I am dead serious when it comes to beef jerky.

• Entering the house after a long night out, being able to throw your heels into oblivion, and screaming,"I hate you! I never want to see you again!" while you do.

• Text message conversations so witty they should be a dialogue on a sitcom or we should at least get a reality show since we are so much more entertaining than those Hills bitches.
• That perfect sleeping position where are you are so comfortable you could die and you wouldn't care if you did as long as you get to sleep like that forever.  
• Singing along to your favorite song, at the top of your lungs, with the windows down and not giving a single fuck who hears.

• When someone asks if you have lost weight when really you have just gotten better at hiding your fat.

• Being drunk and thinking you can dance like Beyonce'.  

• Being super drunk and knowing you can.