Monday, February 11, 2013

Super, Mega, Awesome, Valentine's Day Gift Guide

Valentine's day is around the corner, and I bet most of you are wondering what to get your significant others.  There are obvious choices like chocolates, flowers, and jewelry, but if want to show your lover they mean the world to you, don't insult them with some boring, run of the mill present.  Give them something that mirrors how one of a kind they actually are.

Here are a few suggestions for those of you wondering what to get me your better half this upcoming V day...

Giving 'playing with yourself in the shower' a whole new meaning.

Probably the only way any of us will ever get our hands on him.

Now you can pray to Jesus and Mr. Pink simultaneously.  You'll have so much extra time for activities.

Why yes it is Lionel, and I want to drink it all night long.

Is this real life?

Stop destroying the furniture and start dropping some beats.

S'Morrissey pillow

Even The Pope of Mope couldn't cry himself to sleep on this cushion of awesomeness.

No seriously, I need this.

So there you have it.  With choices like these you can skip the boring chocolate or roses this Valentine's day...unless of course, they are made out of bacon...

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