You are an asshole.

If you are a pedestrian while I am driving,  you are an asshole (T-t-t-today Junior!)

If you are driving while I am a pedestrian,  you are also an asshole  (Pedestrians have the right of way bitch!)

If you are a cyclist who ignores the bike lane, you are an even bigger asshole, and I will fantasize about running you over.

If you NEVER carry ANY cash, you are an (inconvenient for everyone else) asshole.

If your child is just awful, but you constantly blame their bad behavior on the fact that they must be hungry or tired, you are an asshole...and so is your child.