I haven’t heard anything else from her, but her Republican fan club has been verbally attacking me all day. Seriously, this all started because I insulted a porn star. A FUCKING porn star with a new found passion for politics. No one else finds this concept amusing?
I have been called every name in the book, told everything that is wrong with my physical appearance, and called uneducated. I guess my three college degrees are not enough for some people to think I am more intelligent than a washed up adult film star. I must have missed her valedictorian speech at Harvard. ValenDICtorian…ah, so many jokes.
I didn’t bother to respond to them individually but rather as a whole with, “I think a really good way to get your political views across intelligently is to insult my physical appearance. Nice job people with out avatars.” I know personally it really hurts my feelings when people (so hideous they can’t even rally up one decent photo suitable for a profile picture) point out whatever flaws they think I have. You really told me Mr. nameless, faceless, tough guy behind a computer screen. I just may lose sleep over this, never.
So many people are idiots that if I had to write each of them back individually, I wouldn’t have time to keep all of you entertained with all my random antics. I promise to continue to be me and say what I want regardless if complete strangers want to tear me a new one over the internet or not. I’m taking one for the team, Miss Jameson…not “taking one from the team”…there’s a difference.