You are an asshole.

If you still have your tongue, belly button, or nipple pierced, you are an asshole.

If you have ever grown a handle bar mustache for any other reason besides a joke/lost bet, you are an asshole.

If you go to a karaoke bar and you can actually sing, you are an asshole.

If you used to like Limp Bizkit, you are an asshole. If you still like them, I’m sorry, and you’re still an asshole.